A woman to be — longer.
Let's take for example, morning.
Let's cast away universal affairs: to be washed, shave, clean teeth.
What further?
The woman needs to tear hair.
To comb. To twist. To lay.
Raspogodit person.
To put the meyk-apostle.
It seems to me, all female features — an epilation, nogtik, rovi — went not from desire of to decorate, and from the aspiration to rise in the morning popozzhe.
One woman was so tired to spend every morning hour for laying that grew hysterical and shaved bare... To read further"

In total. My life will not be former any more. Today I saw in Instagram as some woman does herself a make-up by a sneaker!
That is here to you do not roll either brushes, or brushes, or silicone sponges, or porolonovy byyut any more, forgive me My God, blenders - now the impetuous creative was put to use?
I and, from a byyuta blenders, did not understand sponges of these yours too: and cho, without all this it is impossible to be smeared with foundation... To read further"

"When there were I small "with the curly head", long could not understand that
for it is GATHERED ADDITIONALLY heroes of fairy tales chewed.
"Also they began to live-live da Dobran to chew"
Then the same question to me was asked by the daughter, then the son, and recently the grandson asked the same question again.
Three generations find out who such or that it it is GATHERED ADDITIONALLY and why it is chewed …
Such incorrect perception aurally is called MONDEGRIN... To read further"

"FAIRY TALE.
Once upon a time there was a girl. She had such wonderful fair hair.
Therefore called the girl Belosnezhkoy.
Once mother told the Snow White: "The daughter, is time to wash up the head!"
That answered: "Ah, mummy, I have to sit at a window and wait for the prince, I cannot wash up the head, I have on it no time at all!"
Gradually hair of the Snow White were absolutely soiled, and mother sewed her the Little Red Riding Hood to cover a grease shaggy hair.
Therefore began to call the girl the Little Red Riding Hood... To read further"

"It is heavy to be the woman!
On the one hand — it is necessary for you both a horse at full tilt, and to build the house, and to plant a tree, and to grow up the son, with another — never to forget that you are the Princess and mimy.
Besides, not before the man to play a role, and it is direct to be it here actually.
True Princesses very much care for the escaping beauty, but in the conditions of constraint in money, on overhaul there is no money, and on cosmetic it is possible to scrape up... To read further"

"Being a person decent and brought up (me), the husband always calls me at the end of the working day and reports that he goes home.
Well, that the wife managed to expose the lover, to replace bed linen and to take a shower. St. Petersburg intellectuals, whether nothing. To go to it to the house the whole hour therefore I all am in time and we have a good, strong family based on mutual trust and respect.
And here, so on Saturday. Calls, without changing a good tradition, says what leaves... To read further"

Crisis of middle age spread over Ira suddenly, directly in hairdressing salon...
"We do not want to tint a gray hair? Though, here at you there is not a lot of, I will pull out now" — the master efficiently specified, and, without waiting for the answer, habitually pulled out of Ira a head floor.
Five hairs which are passed by the master to Ira pulled out already at home, all family. The husband hid eyes, and the heartless oldest daughter sufferingly rolled up them, showing that she has affairs more important, than to dig in the head of aged mother... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maycharmelk!
Cheerfully about a relevant mushroom time
"I distinguish five species of mushrooms: boletuses, chanterelles, "likely a russula", "it is similar to edible" and "precisely a toadstool". The oldest daughter Masha who absorbed from me these sacraments of botany prepared three big bags to the forest.
- Superfluous we will give away, - she told.
It was represented to it, mushrooms grow as potato. Kneel and collect. The real wood was the severe miser. Similar to cheerful elks, we galloped elnichek, then a birch forest... To read further"

August 3 - Day of watermelon!
Today it is necessary to celebrate a holiday a piece of ripe watermelon
And for mood I suggest to study the following instruction
"Instruction for safe use of watermelon...
1. Choosing watermelon be not under a delusion with its ripe look and an innocent striped coloring. This berry is artful and seductive. Her Prostukayte carefully, examine barrels, listen to a core a phonendoscope. Apply watermelon to heart, feel whether he responds in soul?
2... To read further"

- Really I will not see the Turkish beaches and the European streets any more?
- You will see, on TV the Club of the Former Travellers broadcast already prepares.
- How do you struggle with a depression? Why you are always happy?
- I go to clothing store. I take any go*n. I measure all this in a fitting room. I laugh as a horse. I change clothes in the, and I leave happy.
The school is a place where pupils prevent teachers to write reports.
Men's cleaning comes to an end when there was a loss... To read further"