Hikhikalki Fridays))

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- Really I will not see the Turkish beaches and the European streets any more?
- You will see, on TV the Club of the Former Travellers broadcast already prepares.

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- How do you struggle with a depression? Why you are always happy?
- I go to clothing store. I take any go*n. I measure all this in a fitting room. I laugh as a horse. I change clothes in the, and I leave happy.

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The school is a place where pupils prevent teachers to write reports.

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Men's cleaning comes to an end when there was a loss.

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Oh, destiny-sudbinushka, direct me, please, to a way to happiness to my treasured.
And not a middle finger, but index!

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Plans for evening: But whether not to descend on a visit, and that will be secured!

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I understood why many buyers in shops wear hygienic masks on a chin - it is that the jaw at the sight of price tags did not droop!

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The tinder fungus substitutes the games-master:
- Children, take skis, we will do of them stools.

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Now it is very fashionable to share recipes of summer dishes.
I share:

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When got a job in school and between times asked a question of salary, in reply heard an ingenious phrase: "So you because of money want to work?".

Really, what it I...

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