A woman to be — longer...

A woman to be — longer.
Let's take for example, morning.
Let's cast away universal affairs: to be washed, shave, clean teeth.
What further?
The woman needs to tear hair.
To comb. To twist. To lay.
Raspogodit person.
To put the meyk-apostle.
It seems to me, all female features — an epilation, nogtik, rovi — went not from desire of to decorate, and from the aspiration to rise in the morning popozzhe.
One woman was so tired to spend every morning hour for laying that grew hysterical and shaved bare. Bought to herself wigs, made nails, a permanent wave of eyebrows, eyelashes and now rises in at one time with the husband.
And in a dream giggles mischievously.
Earlier, in doshellakovskuyu an era, girls trained in art of a nakrashivaniye of nails. Who could make it quickly, without filling of a cuticle and a finger, was considered as the expert.
And the one who was able to put on then without having torn off any nail, like the winner of the Wimbledon tournament.
One my friend managed to block all nails varnish, in the elevator once while we went down from the fifth floor on the first.
In red color. Ideally.
I lost a speech gift.
It already pulled on a Big helmet.
Besides clothes. The unisex a unisex, and in female clothes all the same is more than details.
And to change clothes if?
There is a man if changes clothes of a shirt (well, coffee poured there or not on weather dressed up), he what?
Correctly.
He will take off one shirt, and will put on another.
Simply and dimly.
And the woman if that will pour, she has to undress to pants. Yes that to, and pants will go to an expense.
Therefore that that?
Correctly.
To one another does not approach!
After it it is not clear at all why women have to come to work, as well as men to 9, for example?
Unfairly.
Or we will take evening.
In the evening everything goes upside-down.
To remove, untwist, erase.
To wash, put, rub.
To rub. To rub. To rub.
To wash away.
To wipe.
To leave the bathroom.
To put.
Still these prozvoditeli ukhodovoy cosmetics such cunning. It was one children's cream on everything about everything earlier, and today?
Bustery-shmustery, serums reverses, srubs-shmaby.
It is impossible around eyes, it — only there and it is possible. Tu over this, this after that.
Mix nothing also only on massage lines.
Everything should be known. To remember everything.
It is lucky men. They know only one line. That that at them on a stomach from pants remains.
And you sit, mass.
He already in tanchiki managed to play, was tired and fell asleep, and you all on massage lines go, in any way not prudesh anywhere.
One woman somehow lay down in a face pack green and and fell asleep.
The husband woke up, turned in the morning, and the mummy instead of the wife is near. He from surprise screamed and woke it.
Did not allow to have a sleep with the warm attack.
And all know that a dream for the woman — the main secret of beauty.
In the general, it is necessary to think something.
Or to shorten working hours for women or that, but further so cannot proceed.
Here.
Darya Isachenko.