With Day of Watermelon!

August 3 - Day of watermelon!

I congratulate all who love this remarkable tasty berry!

Today it is necessary to celebrate a holiday a piece of ripe watermelon
And for mood I suggest to study the following instruction

"Instruction for safe use of watermelon...

1. Choosing watermelon be not under a delusion with its ripe look and an innocent striped coloring. This berry is artful and seductive. Her Prostukayte carefully, examine barrels, listen to a core a phonendoscope. Apply watermelon to heart, feel whether he responds in soul?

2. Choose the size it can do. You remember, to you still home to bear it. When you last time visited gym. Did not remember? The same. Leave alone this airship, address more compact options.

3. Having got watermelon home, open the refrigerator, estimate at once how many it is necessary to eat off that the rest was located on a regiment.

4. Before destruction of watermelon be convinced that the toilet is under review. Or just in the field.
If is not present, get pampers.

5. It is better to eat watermelon naked. So juice will evenly be distributed on a body.

6. There is a watermelon it is necessary slowly and parts. The portion has to be less than your head. Otherwise in ten minutes you should pass through water-melon pregnancy and water-melon fights and even, having got excited, to bequeath the FB-account to some unreliable relative.

7. Sunflower seeds from watermelon have property to scatter. Collect them right there, otherwise there is a risk later to take them for bugs, to scream, fall and hit the head against a tile (concerns thin natures).

8. The patients with different illnesses of a GIT who are not suffering from lack of free time can use water-melon sunflower seeds for doctoring. To grind, smear, drink, do tincture and rubbing in. The rest - better just all this put to throw out in a bucket. To tie a bucket in knot.

Attention!
Consumption of watermelon causes every day accustoming and does you by the arbuzozavisimy person."

/ Darya Isachenko/