New trends in a make-up))

In total. My life will not be former any more. Today I saw in Instagram as some woman does herself a make-up by a sneaker!

That is here to you do not roll either brushes, or brushes, or silicone sponges, or porolonovy byyut any more, forgive me My God, blenders - now the impetuous creative was put to use?

I and, from a byyuta blenders, did not understand sponges of these yours too: and cho, without all this it is impossible to be smeared with foundation? You know, I up to 35 years and was painted, an old antiquated way: that on hands squeezed out from a tube - that on all muzzle and smeared. And remarkably everything was smeared, and in half-minute in general. And then as bought foolishly a bag of everyones these your special priblud for the correct spreading on a foundation muzzle - and began to be late everywhere for two hours.

Because until you at first this your sponge, exactly smear this your srany concealer under eyes, and then still all person you will tap byyut the blender with foundation, and then special four different brushes (here the main thing not to mess up as the goof, and not to mix: what brush for what) obsypt all this mineral powder, a bronzator, a highlighter and blush - really hour on it will leave. And for want of habit in general two.

And as a result, after all these two-hour paintings, your person looks as that funky nacreous vase from a stall near the station "Souvenirs and gifts". All such have houses, to you it at work of the colleague was presented: such silvery, nacreous, and on it still flowers everyones are molded. Too nacreous.

And here it is asked: what the hell for it is necessary to be painted two hours with all these sponges-brushes-byyuti blenler if on a result, the only place where you can go with such make-up, is a show of transvestites?
Not, well, but though not hands you on yourself smeared two hours all this as the prehistoric pithecanthropus of times of Khrushchev.

All right, hardly, in five years I somehow more or less was accustomed to be painted with sponges and brushes, and already every third meykap turns out at me not similar to a vase. And in about five years I could become the great master in make-up kung fu if not you with the new fashionable trend!

I am too old for this hogwash. I will not pull development of this new shoe technology of drawing a make-up any more. I will never learn to apply foundation with a sneaker, to be powdered with a valenok and to make up lips with a gumboot.

I am a prehistoric pithecanthropus and therefore I will be painted on the own equipment: somewhere a sponge I will smear something, somewhere a match I will pick out lipstick, somewhere in ink I will spit... Generally, normal such convenient equipment. With years checked and time the maximum takes half an hour.

And you create while it is created. To young people, as they say, everywhere at us it is expensive, to young people and a byyuta bast shoe a sponge.

I was such three hundred years ago.

Lidiya Rayevskaya