Just by New Year's holidays on the Internet zodiac signs in the form of cats whom I share with you got. As we know, it is impossible to pass by cats
Twins
Scorpion
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius

The relations of employees with the administration are a certain sphere of our life on which it is possible to shoot films: from comedies to thrillers. It seems, sometimes the administration is not aware, employees, how creative at them, until to them explanatory or other statements fall into hands. Then it is necessary only to photograph and share it in network:
1. When it is very much wanted a vacation
2. Accurately and it is clear, without emotions
3. Gave vent to feelings
Give blackly
5. The muse did not come
6. Brevity - the sister of talent
7... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maycharmelk!
Cheerfully about a relevant mushroom time
"I distinguish five species of mushrooms: boletuses, chanterelles, "likely a russula", "it is similar to edible" and "precisely a toadstool". The oldest daughter Masha who absorbed from me these sacraments of botany prepared three big bags to the forest.
- Superfluous we will give away, - she told.
It was represented to it, mushrooms grow as potato. Kneel and collect. The real wood was the severe miser. Similar to cheerful elks, we galloped elnichek, then a birch forest... To read further"

August 3 - Day of watermelon!
Today it is necessary to celebrate a holiday a piece of ripe watermelon
And for mood I suggest to study the following instruction
"Instruction for safe use of watermelon...
1. Choosing watermelon be not under a delusion with its ripe look and an innocent striped coloring. This berry is artful and seductive. Her Prostukayte carefully, examine barrels, listen to a core a phonendoscope. Apply watermelon to heart, feel whether he responds in soul?
2... To read further"

- Really I will not see the Turkish beaches and the European streets any more?
- You will see, on TV the Club of the Former Travellers broadcast already prepares.
- How do you struggle with a depression? Why you are always happy?
- I go to clothing store. I take any go*n. I measure all this in a fitting room. I laugh as a horse. I change clothes in the, and I leave happy.
The school is a place where pupils prevent teachers to write reports.
Men's cleaning comes to an end when there was a loss... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk!
I offer it is sensitive to have a rest from garden household chores
"I adore reading instructions on bags of flower seeds.
It seems to me, writing of these texts Evgeny Vaganovich earns additionally.
It looks approximately so:
"This magnificent grade kazibobelya will please you with the long blossoming, and the magnificent terry baskets inflorescences soaring over magnificent openwork foliage will not leave you indifferent... To read further"

The most ridiculous in this story that the semi-annual subscription in a new fitnesklub of Mashka was presented by the girlfriend.
Told: "Yes che you, do not want, do not go to friction. But sauna, jacuzzi and sunbed free of charge!".
Mashka was also delighted.
But in the Weather Gods of a joke and the freebie was not understood, very responsible companions worked there... especially retrograde Mercury though be to the utmost wound with a foil.
Generally, left so that for one evening the administration in fitness club exchanged... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk!
That was what to esteem, discuss and so - for good mood!
- Interestingly, and how I will look in 90?
- Ha. And you are an optimist!
- Why "optimist"? I to 90th everything needed to gain couple of kilograms.
- You are the most jealous woman whom I know!
- Aha, I mean at you not one!.
We study on a quarantine on an udalenka, to the child gave a task to draw a basketball on physical culture. Should we carry out if we have a release from physical culture... To read further"