"Minidressers and psaltery". Author Lidiya Rayevskaya.
Aaaaaaaaaaa release me, a damned spice! (c)
In all local Fikspraysakh these srany minikomodik on 199 rubles, and glory to you My God already ended. Because I their already bought five pieces, painted, and to all familiar women gave away.
Yes I even for Easter never never painted some egg, but dressers fikspraysovsky wons as well at me came. All sink in kitchen paint of a zasral, and still a tube supergluing itself on pants unintentionally today squeezed out... To read further"

Our dear mummies, mammies, mamusenk of the website and their mummies!!! I congratulate on a holiday "Mother's Day"!!!
Good luck, are loved, happy! Let you will have always a good mood!
Well and just for creation of good mood

— And why after old new year there is no old New Year's vacation?
- This woman suffers for belief.
- And in what she trusts?
- In what can carry the 37th size of footwear on the 39th size of a leg!
I lay down with edge at night,
Hoping that tops will come.
And superfluous pootkusat barrels...))
The girl who is brought up by trolls at the wedding threw to unmarried girlfriends a cactus...
- I am the expert in identification of birds.
- Oh well! How about that two on a tree?
- Yes, it is birds... To read further"

WELL, BUY...)))
– Madam, buy a hedgehog. Last remained.
– Thanks. I already have … the last husband ….
– Hedgehog not the husband. Does not smoke, does not thump, does not dismiss paws. Beautiful. Buy a hedgehog, madam.
– This is a hedgehog beautiful?!
– Belmondo! It is unsightly, but what charm of courage. Buy a hedgehog, madam.
– I do not like Belmondo.
– And Baskov?
– Do you scoff? This Baskov bothered.
– Perfectly! Buy a hedgehog, call Kolya Baskov and at last have a rest, – hedgehogs do not sing in principle.
– What he is able to do... To read further"

Once went home angry and tired in the summer, was caught in the rain and was dripping wet and so that the light dress began to be transparent, and cosmetics spread. I go, I try to catch persistent eyes of passersby and I am irritated. What, perhaps never got into such situation?! No, go look still so, disapprovingly. Generally, reached an entrance and realized that all road went, strong pressing to a breast a handbag and … an umbrella.
Somehow brought from Thailand of pepper, small, but sharp, it is not worse than a pitchfork at demons from an underworld... To read further"

Taburetochka
One married couple came back from a funeral of the uncle George who lived near them twenty years. He was such bore that nearly destroyed their family. — I want to tell you something, expensive — the man told. — If not my love to you, I would not stand day your uncle George. Sorry, but well that it at last went to another world.
— My uncle? — in horror the wife exclaimed. — I thought, the uncle George is your uncle!
(Bearded joke)
Today to me knocked half a century... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelechka!
Let's dilute silence with giggling

Most people guzzle in September. You will tell about January. Yes, in January guzzle too. But not that. And in September I go. Because when the crop failure is an accident and when the harvest is two accidents. Two accidents and one trouble. Because the harvest can be gone. And everything is enclosed in it. All days off, holiday and couple of compensatory leaves. And bitter tears. And water on the counter. And gasoline in the car. And love.
And therefore most of the Russian families since the morning of September guzzle apples... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelechka!
I congratulate all since September 1!!!
Though many of us only remember school, the school of life does not pass none of us, so all of us are eternal pupils
So we will meet this day with a smile!!!
At me younger, Lizonka, went to the first class. We defended a ruler for September first and went the company - several families with children - to celebrate this significant day in cafe.
Ordered to themselves on an alcoholic mojito, children drinks and sweet too... To read further"

Today I understood one important thing. The most necessary purchase in life of the woman is an axe. Not a fur coat-boots-shoe-handbag. Axe. Precisely I speak to you. I bought one here. On the stock, in supermarket. Good such, signature, with the orange long handle. To me it was offered by the girl promoter. "Good axe! – she told, – buy, it is useful!"
I also bought. Also did not regret. Almost at once also began to be useful. I put it from above in the cart with products and drove to the car... To read further"