I for some reason decided to work the ballet. No, it is necessary so: I decided to settle myself the ballet. From the word "pain" and.
At first looked for video "the ballet for beginners". Tooooshchy people, with brawny smiles and eyelashes, sitting on threefold twine in zero gravity got out.
I am such: "Not-not!".
Looked "when to you for forty also you for all of a curve, but too you want".
With video removed zero gravity and eyelashes.
Somehow found "this lesson of the ballet idle time idle time, it is honest-chesna tooth we give!"
Made a ballet gulechka on a head... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk! Let's smile?
"Attention - rating! We glanced in our magic glass sphere to gloss washed in the dishwashing machine here, and he told us what men the most economic on zodiac sign.
1 place: Maiden. God of a household. It has more napkins from microfiber and scouring sponges, than at some little girls.
2 place: Taurus. Bakes, cooks, preserves. For cooking understands gadgets better than other lady... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk! Since April 1!!!
Let in your life there will be more smiles, good mood and of course - happiness!!!
"Carefully! In the yard the angry wife!
The wife called the electrician. There was country Saturday, all neighbors on places. I opened a gate. The man turned out huge, in blue overalls, with a small suitcase and a loud voice.
As soon as it entered, the little doggie living at us in the yard loudly joyfully began a bark and rushed to bite a new leg.
- Masha! - I bellowed... To read further"

"First time"
About 15 years ago, in my last wonderful life full of terrariums, we agreed with one young man to become related bird spiders. Vida Lasiodora parahybana, if suddenly to whom it is interesting. I have goods - the missing magnificent lady in a big way of pads of 22 cm, it has a merchant - the cachectic virgin consisting of some legs and inflated from desire pedipalp.
I lived on the top floor of the 5-storey building. That is, to me - only on foot. As now I remember, Saturday was... To read further"

Portion of "depressnyashka"
"Write out to me the doctor
handful of pills
and with effect that
drank also July
© corn-crake
with the first beams
March dawn
we will understand as it is strong
calendars lie
© terapevt
for March eighth
women of all yours
I will leave in the park to congratulate
naked and in a raincoat
© terapevt
lyus I without gift
though not from the evil
you to me on a gift
did not give money
© granovsk
if your man
presented the dictionary
it not only poor
but also creature
got out of a crypt... To read further"

- Kind of you described the life briefly?
- For what?
Marc Chagall, Taj Mahal... all were engaged in something.
- Lyus, advise what to look at?
- Look what you turned my life into, swine!
The journalist stutterer damned Ingeborga Dapkunaite and the city of Syktyvkar.
One of kings of Saudi Arabia had 45 sons.
It is terrible to present in what state things reached younger.
Goose Pads candies - it is real "in a mouth to me legs"... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelechka!
Well very much I liked drawings. Decided to "ulybnut" you also too
"Sveta Dekhtyar is an artist and the illustrator, she visually and thinly shows features of life of modern people in the comics" (c).
Kind day and good mood!!!

EVERYDAY LIFE OF RESCUERS
As that happened to be caught also to me in water not of fishes, but chelovek. In TsS of swimming MISIS there was a pleasant obligation - to chop off month the rescuer in Pitsunda. Ordinary students kowtowed and crawled tails on a profkomovsky parquet, begging for the treasured permit to the camp, there drove us by order.
Full lafa. At your full order the house ashore, two boats and all women in the district. How not to give to the rescuer? Does sacred serious work of people. Yes plus, all as on selection, athletes... To read further"

They got it absolutely free of charge, already adult. You sleepless nights over a cradle, the cut teeth, neither pediatricians, nor other annexes to growing. One whole not turbid education cat.
The family be touched, enthusiastically moaned and called Borenkaya's cat. Four times. And then became somehow not before.
The bottomlessness was distinctive feature of this cat. The cat guzzled. In the maximum sense of a word. As though not for himself guzzled one, and for all crisis Greece in addition... To read further"

For New year I asked for Father Frost world peace, repair of a bathroom, new teeth and a little persimmon. And what you think? Year only began, and I already zalyapat persimmon all trousers. If my desires come true such rates, by February at me will grow new teeth.
And in general I wanted to tell how we with the husband bought each other gifts for a holiday.
Till fall we paid somehow a visit to my sister, and the husband saw at it a nice pan. Also says:... To read further"