"Bards turned singing into a mortal sin. Sex and gluttony, popular with normal people, are far not so pernicious. Bards constantly something low. In shop, at dinner, at others concert, in the pool or in the Red Sea, running away from a shark on waves, everything pull some unstable note. They nestle a tum and climb lips in an ear. Sometimes there is a wish to set fire to them for the sake of sacred church. But any bard did not die for the beliefs. They cannot do much harm, so they are peace... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk!
I suggest to giggle!
Branding on the verge:

Operation "VEGETABLE MARROW":
companions prepare banks
already July ended
and it means soon
the vegetable marrow will go for spawning
Arkady thinks spokhmelya
over a rhyme to a word a vegetable marrow
but on mind only turnip
and that which cracks
© foxes
I told a vegetable marrow Arkady
and all began to clap to it
for this purpose also people go
in club of anonymous vegetables
© Marina Povetina
most terrible when towards evening
door you open the mother-in-law there
costs sudden in an aperture
together with vedrishchy vegetable marrows... To read further"

Instructing
I leave, and for a long time, alarmed mother told. Someone these two days, has to remain instead of me for main on family. It, of course, will be you!
Yes, the father is more senior than you three times, but it only by the passport and the size of boots. And on life – him month four, he still goes bananas in a womb and a brain at it squirrel. Therefore, be with it to a post-ugly face, but also without excess manhandling. Try to direct playing... To read further"

Expensive maysharmelk, I congratulate all congratulations!
Everything who have children, nephews, grandsons and who the still child in soul! I wish health, good luck and good loyal friends! And to mummies and grandmothers - patience more than quiet nervous cages I Wish all execution of dreams and only good mood!
"Day of protection [against] children!
in biology teacher
skillfully seated a class
to the right who is given birth from god
on the left who from monkeys
© vepe
long ago Chinese and Hindus
stamp on machines of children... To read further"

Good morning, expensive maysharmelk!
Today since morning smiled to small rhymes which were written to the photo. I share a smile:
the look moustaches is brutal bristling
the steel character is given
I read a mute question in eyes
you are Brutus
© Olga Fomina
my ultimatum access to slippers
night free tygydyk
control over kitchen or to all of you
kirdyk
© Serafima Makarova
morally to water procedures
Natasha I was not ready
and your shampoo was for fat
© Olga Savochkina... To read further"

". did audit of a wardrobe before a summer season. Anything new: still there is nothing to carry and there is no place.
Divided that I do not carry on three small groups: if I lose weight if I grow stout if I go crazy. All situations are very real.
This year a small group "if I grow stout" suspiciously small, and "if I lose weight" painfully big. Thanks, lokdaun.
Found a huge number of clothes "yes purely to take out garbage, to a garbage can and back"... To read further"

"Let's begin day with a smile
These are verses by the Petersburger Vladimir Polyakov known under the nickname Bazzlan.
The poet calls the rhymes semi-pies because, unlike pies, in them all
two lines. As well as in pies, there are no rhymes and punctuation marks, but the sea of sense and vital wisdom.
I promised to marry yesterday?
Well, excuse. Grew hysterical.
Women have no shortcomings.
And here features - are.
Nothing is eternal near the moon,
my doctor from far away got...
And in the refrigerator, nights... To read further"

I had a colleague by the name of Kostya. Ladies' man and joker. With one girlfriend it did not appear on office parties twice. If for New Year it came with Tanya, then by March 8 it was accompanied by Katya. And in the summer, on the beach Kostya was seen with some Marina. Happened that Tanya, Katya and Marina scratched each other physiognomies while Kostya at another banquet walked Polina. Possibly in antecedents he was the castrated dog. And this reality is given it to make up for lost time... To read further"

BATHING SUIT
I bought it in far 2015, in the most expensive shop of the Italian bathing suits. My budget was calculated on 4-5 thousand, and it cost 8. Twice more expensively. Black bottom, corset waist and bodice, magnificent in peas. In I am mute was a beauty. I span in front of the mirror and pokhryukivat from delight. Purchase was sign, we with mother and the sister flew to Maldives. Maldives - it was my dream from the childhood as soon as I for the first time saw on TV advertizing of Bounty chocolate... To read further"