Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk!
I offer it is sensitive to have a rest from garden household chores
"I adore reading instructions on bags of flower seeds.
It seems to me, writing of these texts Evgeny Vaganovich earns additionally.
It looks approximately so:
"This magnificent grade kazibobelya will please you with the long blossoming, and the magnificent terry baskets inflorescences soaring over magnificent openwork foliage will not leave you indifferent... To read further"

The most ridiculous in this story that the semi-annual subscription in a new fitnesklub of Mashka was presented by the girlfriend.
Told: "Yes che you, do not want, do not go to friction. But sauna, jacuzzi and sunbed free of charge!".
Mashka was also delighted.
But in the Weather Gods of a joke and the freebie was not understood, very responsible companions worked there... especially retrograde Mercury though be to the utmost wound with a foil.
Generally, left so that for one evening the administration in fitness club exchanged... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk!
That was what to esteem, discuss and so - for good mood!
- Interestingly, and how I will look in 90?
- Ha. And you are an optimist!
- Why "optimist"? I to 90th everything needed to gain couple of kilograms.
- You are the most jealous woman whom I know!
- Aha, I mean at you not one!.
We study on a quarantine on an udalenka, to the child gave a task to draw a basketball on physical culture. Should we carry out if we have a release from physical culture... To read further"

Joke:
"Here to you tablet. A half from the head, a half from * opa.
Look do not mix!"
Difficult how to be a woman.
The man washed also beautiful.
And here pitsot jars with any grindings in, and you woke up already tired, in addition with foreign languages at you it is bad and forgot glasses in the car... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk!
Minute of a positive to us in a tape
Our teacher of work liked to drink. Therefore work, and half of lesson singing was half of lesson.
Nearly a month with the girl on vacation.
Begins to seem that my name is Take a picture of.
Today decided to poserfit on online store, to buy something. As a result it is ordered: 4 children's panty hoses for 3 years, 2 tens handkerchiefs, a toy pillow "Bull-calf", 10 pairs of socks 44 sizes, xxxxl size man pants — 5 pieces. Well also I like to indulge myself... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk!
Something at us on the website today absolutely silence. Give though I will amuse you perhaps
As always: gradually about any miscellaneous
- How he was called there? Multiperch? Hyper bream?
- Polycarp.
- Precisely!
The employee's director caused:
Д: Now you will get paid above.
С: Wow! And on how many above?)
Д: not much more, literally on 2 floors: the accounts department from the 4th moves to the 6th.
Meeting the girl, first of all I look at her eyes... To read further"

All of good days off!
I suggest to prolong a little life humour
As usual, about everything little by little
Actually Zapashnykh had many brothers. There were the most tasteless.
Interesting observation: at 9 of 10 pirates of one eye is not present from a shoulder on which the parrot sits.
In the childhood I charmingly burred. When parents for a trick asked me, whom I want to be, I is proud answered: "Govnolyzhnik!".
There passed years, I grew up, but I ski disgustingly... To read further"

Kind day, expensive maysharmelk!
I wish all pleasant days off!

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk!
We begin new academic year with good mood

Blockhead and reptiles
Returned from the street with a frog. The day before the wife read to it "The tsarevna a frog".
– Do not take in head to kiss her... – the wife warned, and we embraced from parental affection. Oh, and amusing these kids. Field florets of life are page.
– Aaa! That his leg in the house was not! Away!
– Mother, but it has no legs. – with the bribing spontaneity he told, caressing disgustingly coiling, oily already. The wife cautiously got down from a dresser and we embraced from affection. I whispered to her:... To read further"