"When there were I small "with the curly head", long could not understand that
for it is GATHERED ADDITIONALLY heroes of fairy tales chewed.
"Also they began to live-live da Dobran to chew"
Then the same question to me was asked by the daughter, then the son, and recently the grandson asked the same question again.
Three generations find out who such or that it it is GATHERED ADDITIONALLY and why it is chewed …
Such incorrect perception aurally is called MONDEGRIN... To read further"

My dear virtual girlfriends are inhabitants of a maysharm!
I in several days will be in Russia and very much I want to meet Petersburgers and Muscovites in the nearest future. As at me in St. Petersburg not really it is a lot of time, I offer such option:
On Wednesday February 22 I hold the presentation of the new book in Bukvoyed shop on Nevsky Ave., 46, the beginning at 19:00.
The book presentation will be an interesting action too... To read further"

Good afternoon, expensive maysharmelk!
I offer a game: Solve song rebuses
In each picture the song To be exact, a line from the popular song is ciphered:

Since the school childhood the wrong belief sits at us that great writers of the past were serious boring uncles. It is a serious error.
One of my favourite writers Anton Pavlovich Chekhov had tens of pseudonyms for the comic works. It was those years when he wrote stories, feuilletons, humoresques, calling them "melochishka". Its most known pseudonyms - "Antosha Chekhonte" and "Person without Spleen"... To read further"

"FAIRY TALE.
Once upon a time there was a girl. She had such wonderful fair hair.
Therefore called the girl Belosnezhkoy.
Once mother told the Snow White: "The daughter, is time to wash up the head!"
That answered: "Ah, mummy, I have to sit at a window and wait for the prince, I cannot wash up the head, I have on it no time at all!"
Gradually hair of the Snow White were absolutely soiled, and mother sewed her the Little Red Riding Hood to cover a grease shaggy hair.
Therefore began to call the girl the Little Red Riding Hood... To read further"

Post about Mystical coincidence.
I finish the new book (I finish and I edit the final chapters). Mystical transhumanistic detective thriller. There in one dream at the heroine the smuglokozhy son from other main character is born.
I repeat - has a dream where she is a Woman in labor - the black. The child's father - Russian.
For the second day after the birth the kid already both goes and speaks. His first word - "Both". Delighted father. The heroine nurses the kid and asks him: As we will call you... To read further"

"It is heavy to be the woman!
On the one hand — it is necessary for you both a horse at full tilt, and to build the house, and to plant a tree, and to grow up the son, with another — never to forget that you are the Princess and mimy.
Besides, not before the man to play a role, and it is direct to be it here actually.
True Princesses very much care for the escaping beauty, but in the conditions of constraint in money, on overhaul there is no money, and on cosmetic it is possible to scrape up... To read further"

"Being a person decent and brought up (me), the husband always calls me at the end of the working day and reports that he goes home.
Well, that the wife managed to expose the lover, to replace bed linen and to take a shower. St. Petersburg intellectuals, whether nothing. To go to it to the house the whole hour therefore I all am in time and we have a good, strong family based on mutual trust and respect.
And here, so on Saturday. Calls, without changing a good tradition, says what leaves... To read further"

Crisis of middle age spread over Ira suddenly, directly in hairdressing salon...
"We do not want to tint a gray hair? Though, here at you there is not a lot of, I will pull out now" — the master efficiently specified, and, without waiting for the answer, habitually pulled out of Ira a head floor.
Five hairs which are passed by the master to Ira pulled out already at home, all family. The husband hid eyes, and the heartless oldest daughter sufferingly rolled up them, showing that she has affairs more important, than to dig in the head of aged mother... To read further"