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About a cat and diet)))
ABOUT THE CAT AND DIET
The veterinarian came to do vaccination to a poodle, saw Matvei, shuddered and crossed.
For the first time, speaks, I see a bryukhonogy cat.
I say: pardon, the doctor, he only portly.
It has a paunch, speaks, on a floor is dragged!
I say: he just runs on halfbent.
And the face, speaks, is twice wider than yours!
I say: we have in a sort all tiny: the grandfather till an old age went by a goat, the grandmother in a basket slept.
The veterinarian does not listen and demands scales.
The cat crept on scales, scales shuddered too. Fourteen kilograms. I tried to object that there some moustaches of grams on five hundred, but the veterinarian an unfaltering hand removed: DIET!
Also handed to us.
Did you sometime put an animal on a diet? The cat goes for me the fourth day in a row and asks: "Mother, you why with such ass gave birth to me?" Sits down at night nearby. You open eyes – over you hangs red murlo. Looks. Such feeling as if waits when I die that to me to pick the person, so far lukewarm.
Told many words earlier: mother, proof, mygr, birdie, nya. Now knows only "meat" and "give". Yesterday the guest came, the cat sniffed at him and suddenly seized a gastrocnemius muscle. When dragged, beat off and through the gritted teeth shouted "give meat". Just in case knives removed far away, too we do not let guests yet, especially well-fed.
Since evening begins to cry under the refrigerator. Yesterday listened – distinctly sorted "not for me the spring will come". Beats on pity, the swine.
But we keep. Fish ceased to buy, we hide sausage, gradually we pass to the vegetarian menu that to it was not enviably. That the annoying – the cat for hunger promptly grows wiser. Earlier I thought: My God, for what we got such fool, its skull is covered from within by a moss on which spots of sunlight run. Now I understand that it was not a damnation, and blessing. The clever hungry cat found a cookies nychka in the nursery, dug out candies in my own backpack, reached a garbage can and picked chicken bones, and from one, in my opinion, made sharpening.
Any day I wait that it will pick up a master key to the padlock on the refrigerator. On this nervous background all grow thin, except a cat, and I with fear think that the diet will not work and it is necessary to add after all kardio and trainings on a press...
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The veterinarian came to do vaccination to a poodle, saw Matvei, shuddered and crossed.
For the first time, speaks, I see a bryukhonogy cat.
I say: pardon, the doctor, he only portly.
It has a paunch, speaks, on a floor is dragged!
I say: he just runs on halfbent.
And the face, speaks, is twice wider than yours!
I say: we have in a sort all tiny: the grandfather till an old age went by a goat, the grandmother in a basket slept.
The veterinarian does not listen and demands scales.
The cat crept on scales, scales shuddered too. Fourteen kilograms. I tried to object that there some moustaches of grams on five hundred, but the veterinarian an unfaltering hand removed: DIET!
Also handed to us.
Did you sometime put an animal on a diet? The cat goes for me the fourth day in a row and asks: "Mother, you why with such ass gave birth to me?" Sits down at night nearby. You open eyes – over you hangs red murlo. Looks. Such feeling as if waits when I die that to me to pick the person, so far lukewarm.
Told many words earlier: mother, proof, mygr, birdie, nya. Now knows only "meat" and "give". Yesterday the guest came, the cat sniffed at him and suddenly seized a gastrocnemius muscle. When dragged, beat off and through the gritted teeth shouted "give meat". Just in case knives removed far away, too we do not let guests yet, especially well-fed.
Since evening begins to cry under the refrigerator. Yesterday listened – distinctly sorted "not for me the spring will come". Beats on pity, the swine.
But we keep. Fish ceased to buy, we hide sausage, gradually we pass to the vegetarian menu that to it was not enviably. That the annoying – the cat for hunger promptly grows wiser. Earlier I thought: My God, for what we got such fool, its skull is covered from within by a moss on which spots of sunlight run. Now I understand that it was not a damnation, and blessing. The clever hungry cat found a cookies nychka in the nursery, dug out candies in my own backpack, reached a garbage can and picked chicken bones, and from one, in my opinion, made sharpening.
Any day I wait that it will pick up a master key to the padlock on the refrigerator. On this nervous background all grow thin, except a cat, and I with fear think that the diet will not work and it is necessary to add after all kardio and trainings on a press...
#lirika@chillout.atreydas
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ABOUT THE CAT AND DIET The veterinarian came to do vaccination to a poodle, saw Matvei, shuddered and crossed. For the first time, speaks, I see a bryukhonogy cat. I say: pardon, the doctor, he only portly. It has a paunch, speaks, on a floor is dragged! I say: he just runs on halfbent. And the face, speaks, is twice wider than yours... Read more: |
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