Rhymes plowing about smells in the house and fight against them. Competition "How to Get Rid of an Unpleasant Smell in the House"

Here I will try to surprise -
I am not able to write standardly.
Decided to revive a competition
Verses. Will be more cheerful

Part 1. Limerick * about purity of the apartment

* Limerick is a poetic genre of the English origin, a pentastich of absurdist contents

When in your apartment there is a lot of stuff -
That you risk that there will be a drama.
Only cleaning will not save from smells...
We constantly emit gases, sweat,
And the garbage "is made" - kilograms!


In the apartment vein artistic,
By sight absolutely decent
Lady wonderful beauty,
But there was itch.
Dirt in the apartment was boundless.


We will take this lady by the scruff,
Let's inspire on cleaning and washing.
And once it,
Having washed up both windows,
In a different way will see the apartment.



At flower plants earth
In our house only pleasures for.
If a smell in pots,
If decay on flowers -
Start cleaning from scratch.




We can hear it:
"Do not touch a thing from ancestors - sacred!"
Can touch I am not glad,
But stinks as hell,
Radiating the aroma acquired.

The Pandora's box means "any source of big and unexpected troubles"

Part 2. Rhymes pies * about national ways against smells

* Rhymes pies are the quatrains written: 1) white tetrameter yamb;
2) without capital letters and punctuation marks.

mother abused the father often
he sometimes smoked houses
extinguished a cigarette about a cloth
so decided to warm up feelings


when overtakes concern
from a stench in the refrigerator
absorption * lemon crust
partially the smell will absorb

* Abso? the rbtion (Latin of absorptio from absorbere — to absorb) — sorbate absorption by all volume of a sorbent.

the sonny came for a dinner to mother,
and scattered salt on a table
do not remove mother told
I with a smell will erase later




Klava has poison from the words of the neighbor
over the years corrodes a door
it was necessary to strew it with soda
poison was neutralized hurrah


And now the rhyme pie from Addition to my new book "If Mother-toks..." - appeared in a subject...

Bipolar mother has a drama:
Mila does not want to wash a frame.
But if mother so solved,
That Mila is better to keep silent.

Part 3. Rhymes powders * about the New Zealand means against smells

* Rhymes powders are a kind of rhymes pies in which are rhymed
2 and 4 lines, the size on syllables — 9, 8, 9, 2. Most the last disyllabic is short
the line is the most important. Capital letters and punctuation marks are usually ignored.

the dog lodge smells delicious
but only generally for dogs
it is possible to get rid of a stench
but how?



when stinks in the house very much
cat's wool and urine
such priborchik will help you
still





but if classics fan
that Odorex will help you
to save from smells even
wigwam



from a stench the refrigerator groans
Fun Guy will help all will soak up
I to means will deliver to it
offset




and this Glade of skunks killer
on batteries or without them
he deserved a comment your passionate
also abated




one more on batteries
well you will do progress
it is a lot of such here darlings here
miracles



for those who loves in a toilet
to read articles and the detective story
such cleaner
in an asset




and if cats and doggies
at you stink and stink
that Glade will help in this case
long live!





and here a sachet at us for Sasha
that ate drying on the highway
fragrance for cases in the car
yours




and it it is abrupt kruty others
will amuse and will refresh
it in a linen case at many
lies



Air Wick in New Zealand is popular
housewives honor it
in any decent toilet
it here




now last picture
Botanica fine brand
let purity will be everywhere
our trend

Post Scriptum

Ah if I have Wellroom!
But I have no, and I want.
And to buy it, - to Russia
I fly!