Do you have something from grief and a depression? - Vital sketch

— Bartender! Do you have something from grief and a depression?
— What happened?
— Everything bothered, life does not please.
— Then Rainbow cocktail. Gives lives sense and feeling of novelty.
— Interestingly. And from what it?
— It is our branded secretion. You try-try!
On the third glass the visitor failed under a rack. The bartender shook the head and shouted towards an office door.
— Mikhalych, one "rainbow".

The hefty type in a camouflage suit charged with the snoring visitor a shoulder and took out from bar.
The victim of cocktail in a car luggage carrier regained consciousness. Mercilessly shook and sideways the sharp piece of iron stuck. In about ten minutes the car stopped and the cover opened. Several people in masks pulled out the man, threw on a grass, lit and began to discuss where it is better to dig him.
The victim, trying not to rustle, it was quietly rolled away to bushes and flocked to the forest.
— Stop! Where?!
Shots were heard. The man, bending down, wound between trees. Rolled down in a flood gully and ran on the course of a stream.
In an hour it left to the road on the other side of the wood. The breast held apart joy of life, pride of rescue of itself. The depression was not also a trace.
And next day to it the account for service "Cocktail the Rainbow" came:
alcoholic drink — 500 rubles
Animators — 5000 rubles
The man paid without regret.


Author: (c) Alexander Gorbov (Kotobus)