Soon New year - beware of little squirrels!)))

Girls, kind time of day!
I want to tell a story which happened to one of our employees after a New Year's office party three years ago.
It is a little background: during an office party someone from our children told such joke:

The man wakes up in the morning with a hangover, sees: on a breast at him the badger sits.
- You who?
- Badger.
- And what you do here?
- Yes on you, there are not enough drunks, little squirrels any more!

Well, we laughed, of course. We come to other morning after an office party for work. At a door the employee looks and asks:
- Little girls, you as after yesterday's?
- Anything, normally, and you?
- And I all night long did not sleep...
- What so?
- Caught a hamster!

With a wild laughter: "Too little squirrels were not enough for you!" - we slipped under tables.
It appears, in the evening children opened a cage door, and the hamster ran away, and rustled under a bed at night, without allowing to sleep, and our employee tried to catch him and to install back in a cage.