The ode to a holiday or it is careful, verses of own composition

"There could be your advertizing".

No, of course, is not present what advertizing. Just there had to be a text about my travel, and there can be even a movie...

or memoirs how I saw types of all types.

About beautiful Prague … in a dream, and in reality it is restaurant in Moscow, and I somehow by went, and I there with all the heart sincere was sprinkled by the car. Then I had to tell about beautiful Venice … in dreams. And reality: so we nicknamed our small river skunk which spread on spring, and I somehow decided to walk there after work, and so remembered a gondola fifty times not less and not in the best phrases. And, maybe, even I would tell you of the fazenda in the suburb of Dmitrov in six hundred parts, well and that that there is no fence, I have nothing to hide, I am clean before neighbors. But to what these the ordinary.

I decided to lift the veil of secrecy of my forthcoming holiday, and somewhere, and oho-go where, on our native coast. I to tell in confidence, now I am in the most real chemodatelny mood, chemodatelny, and still nervatelny and poyedatelny.

That is I sit on a suitcase, I wave a slipper and I eat rolls.
Because I am in time nothing: neither to lose weight, nor to pack things, and to leave soon. Cockroaches in my head arranged boil, more young people rebelled and moustaches stack each other on shovels, and what is more senior just quietly argue aside on the. From this it is possible to draw a conclusion that at this stage of my life in my head everything contradicts me, things fly to a suitcase, are turned back halfway with shouts "Is not present, I will not dress it!".

Picture that still, and obviously difficult situation, and the verse therefore was born!

Itaaaak, is devoted to Zinaida Albertovny Zyuzkind's holiday!

Be not surprised, such is my underground pseudonym because the husband during the periods of my rough all-destroying activity when I mutter so calls me, actively I comment on the life and that neighbor and also it is so nasty, stealthily I cry out improprieties.

I wake up, I understand:
Outside now summer!
During a week I leave …
On hands already tickets!

If to sit down and understand,
It is possible to make out at once:
Before gathering,
The priest should lose weight.

It is better to sit down on buckwheat now,
Or it is better - on kefir!
Oh God! What torments!
As there is a wish a zephyr!

I will better sit down on it is great
And let's go on the park at way.
Here then I will be able thin
I at the sea to have a rest.

It is not enough time,
I will not be in time all the same.
Better I will get a suitcase.
And perhaps to me at cinema?

Well what, Olya, movies!?
Soon to a pestilence to depart!
It means, unambiguously,
It is necessary to include the head!

Beru a leaf, I write the list:
Dress, shoes, dress, flop …
(Kilogram of pork sausages …)
Who about what! Well will be enough, stop!

Bikini epilation –
In the list in the first line.
Let's drink better at once,
It is sick! Oh-oh-oh!

Manicures, pedicures …
Well, pleasantly and without the victims!
(I will put with myself notes,
I will order on them a dessert …)

Mega hairstyle and painting
Before the sea it is necessary to all.
However, I in a week
I will burn out very absolutely.

It is fine that there, is closer to a subject:
It is necessary to put urgently
Multi-colored bikini
And not to forget a first-aid kit.

Not to forget a dressing gown elegant,
That by the sea to sport,
Orange on the fifth point
Reliably to cover.

Well, now I am ready:
Passport, footwear, bag, ball.
I gathered all in a day.
You want, - laugh, you want, - cry.

Only fashionable ochyoch
On eyes I will pull
Also I will go to heat cheeks
On the glamourous coast.

Did not manage to descend from a ladder,
Right there at once rushed:
It, devonk, Anapa!
(Corn, chucha, fruit drink).

So you will look, a bottom - a peach,
And a bathing suit – just chic!
It appeared, to the hair dryer here,
Though you are a woman though the man!

Has a rest who as wants.
Louboutins on are necessary.
Here such fashion now –
Sandaleta on socks!

Sat, looked …
I exhaled loudly.
Also I should not hesitate!
It is Russia, friends!