Skins. The fairy tale for adults

— Immediately open! — was distributed behind a door. — We know that you there!
— There — confirmed Yaga, reluctantly opening a door. — What nadot? Who such?
— Nedelshchik I.
The fat red-cheeked person pushed away the Baba-yaga and passed in a log hut. Behind him the little bald man wearing spectacles and with a pile of papers tripped.
Nedelshchik examined a log hut and turned to Yage.
— Mail you do not pay taxes, old?
— And for what to pay them to me? — she was surprised.
— Law such — Nedelshchik answered, strolling. — In the forest you pick mushrooms and berries?
— I collect — Yaga nodded.
— And wood whose? State. Collecting mushrooms you cause to the wood an irreplaceable loss which …
— How it is irreplaceable? — killed Yaga — Mushrooms will back grow.
Nedelshchik gloomy looked at the bald little man, and that stretched him paper.
— Really — he stretched, having run a look according to a leaf. — And it here that at you? Oven? Firewood you heat, truly?
— No — Yaga answered. — Magic it. In itself burns.
— Smoke goes?
— Goes.
— There now! — joyfully Nedelshchik exclaimed. — Smoke causes a loss to the environment. On the solution of this problem gold is necessary. Pay a tax for use of the special device without the State permission.
— I will not be — Yaga sniffed. — I will conjure and will not be smoke.
What to pay for?
Nedelshchik turned to bald, that shrugged shoulders.
— All right, old. And here your log hut. Do you pay a tax for it?
— For what? — Yaga was surprised. — I conjured it!
— For service, of course — Nedelshchik indulgently smiled. — The roof does not flow? Does not flow. Rodents are? No. And whose is a merit? State. Because the State cares for you and does not forget. And you do not pay taxes! It is a shame!
The baba-yaga laughed loudly.
— Made laugh — she spoke, wiping a tear. — The roof does not flow because to me her Wood goblin re-makes every year. And exterminates Kot's rodents.
Nedelshchik turned to bald again, and that with a smile issued several papers.
— Means, you speak, the Wood goblin is engaged in illegal work? And does not pay taxes. Let's understand.
The Yaga swore.
— And what about utility payments, old? — Nedelshchik continued. — Never paid neither for light, nor for water.
— Water in a stream flows — Yaga was indignant. — And the stream here without the state participation was formed!
— We will check it.
— And light whether you know, too not the state merit! The sun long before all of you to shine the beginning!
— Nonsenses are what — Nedelshchik laughed. — You do not want to pay time, we will limit access. The Sun will not shine you more.
He checked papers and stretched one of them to Yage.
— It for all the rest. Pay or we will describe property on account of the state.
Nedelshchik approached Kot sleeping in a chair and lifted it by the scruff.
— This that? Cat? Here we will also describe him. Especially as he has no permission to destruction of rodents.
— Swine! — Bayun cried. — Let!
— Also it is necessary to find out — Nedelshchik continued — Where he puts skins? Why does not hand over to the state?
Only he finished speaking as he turned into a mouse, and the bald little man — into a rat.
— Bothered — Yaga shook off palms. — Bayun! As you will catch, entirely do not guzzle. Leave skins. I will hand over to their state.

Author: Roman Sedov