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BEAUTY SHOP (Lidiya Rayevskaya)

Women! Here give frankly: to whom would you go to beauty shop behind beauty - to the gay or to other woman?

I choose gays! Now I will explain - why. When you come to be cut-be painted to the master gay, he to you what speaks? That's right: "Ouch you my imperial pirozhochek! And to whom we now beauty will guide? And from whom all men stacks will fall? And who at us will be the most beautiful today? And to whom I got a good krasochka in a warehouse? To you, you, my royal sosisochka!"

You come to other woman, and begins:
"And it at you that? It here always grew? It needs urgently to be removed because it is ugly. The bang was cut perhaps? At once it is visible, everything is clumsy. Who to you painted roots? The girlfriend was asked probably? It is also visible".

And the campaign to the woman cosmetologist is in general test. I, of course, have the checked cosmetologist, and this is, strangely enough, the woman, but so far I found her on acquaintance, I lost self-confidence, in people, and time 10 sobbed a beluga.

Because one aunt cosmetologist it is direct here to a descent to me told: "And here at you that? Birthmark? No, it is not a birthmark, it is a melanoma. It is urgently necessary for you to the oncologist. And here that? The Aaaaa, here already age at you, here will help nothing any more, only plasticity. And this that? And long ago it at you? Well, as everything is started. Did you cho come, by the way? And, on gialuronka pricks? Well let's prick. However, it will not help you. From you 7500"

All right, the cosmetologist shit and the silly woman, agrees. Went to another. Purely here it is simple to paint brovushka with paint. There delov for 10 minutes. And in these 10 minutes I was told: "At you eyelashes very ugly grow. Here they should be pulled out. And still swelled on a forehead - it is very ugly, it is necessary wax urgently. And it that? similar to a lipoma, it needs to be deleted with the laser. Eyelashes at you always such short and direct? Lamination was not tried to be done? Very good thing. You pull out eyebrows of yourself? Do not do so more, you are not able, and everything is ugly very much at once. Do you make up eyelashes with paint? Is not present? And in vain. There are no eyes as though at all - give and we will paint eyelashes at the same time?

Came for beauty, is called. Also you leave with feeling that all a decay. In total in vain. You are such terrible that already though be painted though be not painted though pull out eyebrows though as Brezhnev go - one horse-radish will help nothing any more. It at you age, here the lipoma, here a melanoma, here eyelashes not so grow, and here a bald patch at you, it appears. Which it is visible to the naked eye even from Chelyabinsk.

As I miss the Keshenke who went to America, and threw me here on some women! Keshenka always said: Washing Oooooooo, Allborisovn came! Lover of juicy pioneers! Brought me the magnificent bald golovushka of which we will make such beauty bombichesky now that it is direct here from a chair - fly to Artek at once! And with yourself take a chair, I am not sorry! And cho for spirits at you? And me such? And cho you such tasty-beautiful, and I am not present??? And hair than you treat? well silk, Lida, silk Chinese, but not hair is direct! Came into ear as! I to you found krasochka good - now the goddess we will do of you!

There left my Keshenka. However, I had Syoma checked by 30 years of friendship which, a kaneshna, says to me too that I old and bald, but all the same beautiful, and the parichok can be bought at a discount through it in Hayer Shope.

But here to women cosmetologists I am afraid to go already. I over the years become hypochondriac, and it is easy to scare me to death.

Well, who has a gay cosmetologist that also to paint brovushka, and at the same time not to hear that against the background of the general decline of all grandma - brovushka will not save me any more?

Heart I cannot stop, you understand?

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