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IDEAL WOMAN

Once absolutely yesterday and literally the Ideal Woman lived in the neighboring village. At first she was the Ideal Girl and obeyed mother, adored the father, never offended younger and did not fall in a pool in a white dress.

And it is still skillful to wash the floor and the dishes with the textbook by physics in hands and a prayer about world peace in soul because wanted to become the Clear head and the Hostess.

It went to dances, to music and art school, was the first in track and field athletics, to chorus, volleyball, swimming and rhythmic gymnastics, and in intervals became pride of a class and parents at once, is diligent and hardworking developing extensively.

The girl never fought, did not run along the corridor schools, did not receive the two, was not rude to seniors, was not called and did not play pranks.

And studied well, always was clean, elegant and accurate, but at the same time did not become an opposite zauchka therefore teachers did not hold up it as an example to boys, and those very never did not dip the Girl the head in a snowdrift, did not run away with her cap, did not lift up a skirt and did not beat with a sack with a smenka the head.

But often fought among themselves – for the right to incur its portfolio and to protect from hooligans.

On the road from the Girl school always helped crossing the road many old women, fed stray dogs, but never ironed them because knew that it is impossible to iron a stray dog – and suddenly at it deprive also of a disease?

Then the Girl grew up and became the Ideal Girl. At her hair did not grow in armpits, standing and between them because it is opposite, it is worse only to cease to wash, and a bristle – too it is opposite. She always played sports to support a figure and on it it was pleasant, but it is not opposite to look and even to smell.

She well graduated from school with a gold medal and entered the most important institute. At the same time kept honor from the youth, imperceptibly moderately went to church and did not sleep with men out of marriage as some.

And never provoked guys the appearance and did not offend them refusals because if to refuse to the guy, it is very harmful to his health and can affect for the rest of life.

The girl read much how to give to the man pleasure in a bed and it had a beautiful linen because it is important for men, but she all the same remained modest and innocent. And knit linen itself because to spend much for linen and cosmetics – sign of the silly woman and a tranzhirka.

The girl never sought to walk at the expense of men and did not look for the dad. She found good work, there all respected her and paid it a lot of money which it spent reasonably and always postponed for future wedding, an old age and children.

And male colleagues never offended her and did not stick in every way because she correctly put herself. They gave flowers to her. And not only on the eighth of March, but also the ninth. And even sometimes the tenth.

The girl never gadded on bars and clubs, did not smoke and did not drink, only absolutely a draft not to offend owners and the birthday boy. Never put on provocatively or in a feminine way, it was almost not painted, but looked well-groomed and very beautiful. And all wanted to marry it.

Once the bad man tried to marry the girl. He was a goat and was going to begin to break it after the wedding, and in several years to throw with the child and not to pay alimony. But she was not a silly woman and knew that on bad men it is visible at once that they conceived therefore saw everything.

And it is polite, validly (because he is after all a man, and girls have to influence men positively), told that cannot go for it yet in marriage because it too courageous and beautiful. And the man understood everything, burst out crying and went home where any more never threw anybody and always paid alimony.

But once, when the Girl already went to church, and went from work after theater home to help the younger brother and aged parents, she got acquainted with very handsome man on whom it was visible at once that it is the most real.

And they fell in love with each other at first sight because it was the destiny. And the girl began to influence it positively. Why the real man grew rich at once, never drank, the administration began to appreciate him and salary grew four times.

They together ran in church in the mornings, then went to work, then went out on dates in theater and got married. Both mothers at a wedding cried, and in the first marriage night the Girl gave to darling the most expensive and did not lie as the log, and to it was never as good, as with it.

So the Girl became a Woman. But now she only respected the husband more and rejoiced as she was lucky in life. She always came from work before him, made for him a tasty house dinner from useful products, never asked a fur coat and diamonds, but all the same looked better, than other women who silly and marry to profit at the expense of the man.

She always released the husband on fishing, soccer and in bar with friends and was never jealous him of anybody because she knew – from the good wife men do not walk.

Above all the Woman liked to give birth, prepare and keep the house in an order because she was not from silly feminists, and the real keeper of the center understanding the purpose.

Then she gave birth to the husband vosemero to children, and right after childbirth acted on a magazine cover. She was naked there, but it was very solid and serious magazine, without any there trite photos, you do not think. She so set an example to all women as it is necessary to look when you give rise and her started to respect even more, and the husband fell in love even stronger.

It raised children as it is necessary, but not anyhow. And never complained that is tired. The Woman always had healthy children, were never ill, never obkakivatsya and did not swear bad words.

And instead went to different circles, studied well and helped with everything to parents: girls to mother, and boys – the father, becoming from it courageous and womanly.

Sometimes, when the father considered that eight children are too, the Woman with all female wisdom did so that they were two or any. And all this time is good, but tactfully earned a little less husband accidentally not to destroy a self-assessment of the most important person and supporter in the life.

She did not give to herself in a face any injections as she the trying to look younger old women, and knew recipes of our grandmothers from which till an extreme old age wrinkles and cellulitis are smoothed, and never kept to diets as different silly women. And especially on began to get fat because to be corroded as the pig is a disrespect for herself and the husband.

It always was modestly and is seductively dressed. And was always at home, with family. Even when earned in normal way. And everything that earned, gave to the husband because they had the general budget. And to the man, certainly, more visible as it is correct to spend money.

The woman was not ill and did not grow old, well drove the car, but did not climb for a wheel because the woman is driving – well you understand. The Woman had no bad girlfriends, and were only good with which the husband can make a surprise in the bedroom because it is necessary to maintain freshness and a variety of the relations.

The woman always knew when to keep silent and was able to be silent best of all. And still to support, fill with positive female energy and to give joy.

Therefore the husband never left her, so far she did not understand that she a woman's century – forty years and did not acquaint him with the good girl who can satisfy his requirements which she already cannot do. And always pretended that about it does not know, she understood that the jealousy and a habit to take out brains to the man can destroy family.

The woman was proud and not mercenary therefore never gave on alimony, honestly divided all property to it and itself provided herself after the divorce.

What never stuck to nobody into eyes with. And spoke about the ex-husband only well because he is a father of her children, and she understood that it is impossible to incite them against the father.

The woman never complained, always smiled, was able to be positive and tender. Therefore when they with the ex-husband grew old, again got married.

They took away to themselves his mother and she looked after the old woman and always called her "mother", still looked after all the relatives, supported children and grandsons, and died in hundred one years only after prepared and paid everything for a funeral, wrote the most generous will in the world and washed the dishes.

And after the death of the woman all learned that she all life earned a little more money and postponed.
And postponed competently enclosed because she was lucky. And now her successors had hundred million dollars and a controlling stake of different rich corporations.

And all her family any more never worked for the uncle and blessed the Woman who for the righteous life got at once to Heaven where she was met by the guard of gates of Heaven and bowed yours faithfully. And the Woman looked back around and told:

– Well is not present, also here I to wash the floors not the concordant. Spat directly a gate and buggered off in bar two floors below where at once began to gad, it became an inveterate drunkard and snarkomanitsya that though slightly to feel the normal living person. And did not get forty cats. Only two.

P.S.
The truth say that all this lies and in paradise it was stupidly not started up. Because it was only the woman...

Author: #zoyaatiskova@chillout.atreydas