… If you read it, so I am not with you any more. I have not enough time that to tell everything. The situation promptly develops, and I do not know that there will be in the following several hours. I cannot long write, I attach the diary below … You will read it and all will understand. Oh, apparently, I hear steps … Only her slippers can shuffle so loudly on a floor. My God, it comes nearer! What to do??? I nav … … … … ….
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On March 1 13.00
Hello, also may I introduce myself, my name is the Ylang-ylang moistening body lotion-spray. I am let out under the name of THERME. Packed me, of course, chic and gloss – the extended oval bottle with the batcher and an effective color cardboard box. It is not surprising that all stare at me – I am a handsome! Moreover and foreigner! Was born in the kingdom Netherlands. Unless I can not be pleasant?! Do you speak, I lack modesty? Throw, it is objectivity!
On March 2 14.00
Me bought! Also I do not know, to rejoice to it or to be upset. At first she long played me. Thought, will wipe a hole in a box. Then began to scan attentively what I am made of. Ha, here I zakhorokhoritsya! My structure is faultless. "Look for, look for, - I think. – You will not find all the same any parabens. They are absent! And mineral oils too!". But in my structure natural essential oils (a ylang-ylang, castor oil), hibiscus extract. I am beautiful! And as you will smell me, so in general you will go crazy from pleasure from aroma of the Philippine flowers! Generally, she thought, thought, and incurred me on cash desk. By the way, gave only 530 rub! Do you represent? For such treasure!
On March 2 18.00
I got the unbalanced young woman, unambiguously! Hardly came home, at once unpacked me. To be exact, stuck the impatient hands and nearly tore packing … Smelled that hour. "Mmmmm, what tropical yum-yum!" - the enthusiastic exclamation sounded. And I spoke – I wonderfully smell in the Philippine flowers. Light aroma, not persuasive, but at the same time rather resistant and expressive. Then it applied me on a hand, pounded and once again smelled. It seems, was satisfied. Who would doubt?
On March 3 23.30
Either she went crazy, or I cause dependence – she constantly approaches, opens a lid and smells me. Directly some ritual! Also uses me so often. Something I begin to worry! In the morning and in the evening. Hey, not so quickly, child!
I am cool what else to tell! The texture is easy, air – even you will not tell that in me abundance of oils. I am absorbed instantly. Any traces of fat content. Perfectly I moisturize the skin – it to become such gentle, smooth and silky. You would see what it had skin to me – dry as desert sands. But now – beautiful, humidified, well-groomed. It is not surprising that she so actively uses me.
On March 10 20.00
Here how many it is possible to repeat – my batcher special! It is necessary to press it without thoughts, sharply and quickly. Then everything is OK – the spray copes on "perfectly", spraying me evenly small droplets. If to press smoothly and slowly, the thin unclear stream turns out. Remember already, please, the poor memory!
On March 15 17.00
There now, dealt with a spray. Caught, at last, the nuance "puffs" correctly also now. Passed two weeks, but I still did not bother it. And today lent me to the girlfriend. At first long told what I wonderful (yes, it was pleasant to me!), and then suggested to try. The girlfriend was not overmodest – while nobody sees put with a stock. I thought, everything, now all tube will pour out …
On March 25 19.00
Generally I expected that I will stand on this beautiful shelf in the bathroom at least several months. To me it is good here! I am a favourite! It is pleasant to watch how rivals pine in a dark corner. Only "life" of the favourite goes on the accelerated program. Eh, let she temporarily would stop loving me! Cosmetic God, I ask you, interfere!
On March 29 21.00
She did not stop loving me! It happy as elephant … I decrease and I decrease. Today she told the girlfriend that as soon as I end, she will at once buy another same. Skin at it, you see looks perfectly, is not shelled, not pricked after a shower and smells sweet. Here and so, huh? That is, nobody is going to save me? Eh! Everything, I will not write any more. I am powerless here.
P.S. Avtor of this review before its writing smoked nothing suspicious!
